I may not use this account that much longer. I want to start over for the Internet. New beginnings. I came across a old friend on Facebook.

Lucy did it. She knocked out John Wayne with a alcohol bottle. Damn! Lucy need to control herself. She is dangerous

John Wayne is on The Lucy Show. Go and get him, Lucy! Ride that cowboy. Hee haw! Whatever u do, do NOT shoot him.

Lucy Ball looks like Bette Davis with Paul Winchell on The Lucy Show. Lucy is a world class dummy! What a dummy! LOL

What a completely surprise! Gomer Pyle showed up on The Lucy Show as her replacement in the army. Shazam!

I'm glad metv is showing The Lucy Show instead of I Love Lucy in Hollywood. metv don't have the rights for I Love Lucy

It have been over a month since I cancelled the web on June 20, 2011, Monday. Time sure does flies. I'm a survivor! LOL

"An artist should have a WIDE RANGE OF EMOTIONS, that is what i love about art" - Sammy

It's a Shrek movie day at home. Sadly, I don't have the last Shrek movie. I haven't watch it yet. I don't have the Xmas special

I got out of the shower. Yes, I'm freshly clean. Now, u can smell me all day long

I finally turned off the AC at noon. It was on all night and all morning. I'm too cold. The apartment is nicely cold. Love it.

The death of amywinehouse is NOT that shocking. She let drugs took over her life & kill her. Some people never learn.

I'm slowly slipping away from the living. Death is all around me. I don't have the fight to continue on planet earth.

Watching Clue, Based on the world famous board game, Clue. I have play Clue many times that I majorly suck solving the clues on clues!

Watching 3rd Rock From The Sun. Brilliant funny show w/ John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Jane Curtin

OMG! Perry Mason is grilling The Skipper from Gilligan's Island about Sue Ellen in Dallas. What a crazy TV world we are living in!

OMG! Perry Mason knows Sue Ellen. Wow! I didn't know Perry was in Dallas too. Perry is convinced that Sue Ellen didn't kill his son.

I'm doing nothing today. My body still aches from yesterday, but it was fun in Santa Monica for Harry Potter, the mall & the beach

Home now! I'm that tired. I'm feeling light headed. I turned on the AC. I'm laying in bed. I'm watching some tv. A nap may be in order soon

I'm so damn hot that I want to throw up. I'm getting sick again. Barfing on the bus seems like a great ideal. All or nothing. LOL

Going home on the 704. I'm very tired. I walked a lot from Santa Monica place to the beach and back again.

Crashing soon. Not in a car thou. I need to make that happen. I get so drunk that I will crash into something. Arrest for drunk driving. LOL

I slept through the night perfectly. I didn't woke up once. That hardly happens. Sadly, I still have the cold. I took another Advil pm

I took some Advil pm for the nasty cold. I hoped it do the trick. I hardly get colds during the summer. I hate colds!

I'm getting another cold. My nose is running away. Someone need to catch it quickly. I need the nose to smell the roses

They are on the way to check the smoke detector. I heard some going off in the other apartments. I wished they hurry up. I hate waiting.

I must make drastic changes in my life soon. I may not afford my apartment. They will increase my rent. Also, they said I ole them money

The car chase is still going on. @KTLA helicopter is still trailing the car after a short gas stop. it's the guy's third strike. KTLA

Some TV shows on DVD doesn't have PLAY ALL. Everyone Loves Raymond only have one episode at a time. I like play all much better

USA is poor. Some people will realized we are that poor and may attack us. We won't be able to defend ourselves. Why? USA have no money

USA must stop spending money on other countries & take care of their own. I only have Social Security. I may not pay rent next month

USA may give Greece $145 million & stop social security next month. There's no wonder that USA is poor. USA is in debt for a long time.

I haven't had any breakfast yet. I'm getting hungry.

I'm bad w/ numbers. Never trust me w/ money. I would lose it in a flash. I'm glad I didn't become an accountant. I'm that bad! I'm wrong!

We have another @charliesheen on our hands. Jerry Seinfeld is at 87,609 at @SeinTime. That's REAL winning!

I'm glad I didn't have fish tonight. Everyone is dying from the fish. I had chicken! Let them die. It's too late for them. Die! Please die!

I decided I won't pay back the money. I always gave them the right SSI papers for the apartment each year. They made the mistake, not me.

My $94 rent may be increase soon. The rent is 30% of my income. They said I may ole some money, which I can not afford

I hate when people try to add THEIR problems to me. No thanx! I don't want your problems. I have my own problems to deal with.

Reminder 405 will be closed in both directions from I-10 to Hwy 101 from midnight Friday 7/15 to 5am Monday 7/18. Hollywood

Nite, u all. I need to get up early tomorrow. I need a statement from social security office. The apartment manager need a new one.

What a fun filled day. I went to the post office, saw cars 2 and enjoyed a wonderful meal at the mall. I'm tired. I may take a nap

My ass is so damn fat that it's wide enough for all people can see on google earth. It's bigger than earth. LOL

I couldn't make it home to use the restroom. We got off at Smart & Finale. I will buy some oatmeal & cereal. I felt much better now

I'M MAD. Mike is wasted. I must get rid of him before they come over 2 inspect the apt @ 10. I don't need this right now. alcoholic

If I'm acting beyond weird or crazy, I'm NOT myself. Blame my ill conceived mind that going further away from my reality to parts unknown

If I was the old magician that @howiemmandel ask "are u married?" I would have say "only to my pussy!" LOL agt

The world's best unknown artist can NOT get a break if his life depends on making it in Hollywood. agt

I lived by 7eleven. I haven't got a free slurpee yet. I really don't need one. I'm already freezing to my untimely death.

Slap! wake up! Slap! clean house! Slap! Cook supper! Slap! Walk the dog! Slap! Wash dishes! Slap! Dirty laundry! Slap! NOW! Right now! Slap!

nothing much is happening. very bored. maybe, i should go out for a little walk somewhere. Perhaps, put on a funny comedy in the DVD.

U r a bloody liar!

Does anyone read profiles anymore? I'm tired of telling everyone the same thing over and over again. Please read my profile

If u don't like my hornet's nest, buzz off. I will sting u like there's no tomorrow. I'm that dangerous and sweet!

The world is my stage. Friends are my costars. Strangers are the extras. Hopefully, the world will notice my bizarre behavior

I'm getting sleepy. I must bail out for the night. Someone need to knock me out with drugs. I will sleep for a long time

In honor of Betty Ford's death, I will become an alcoholic, close to death from poisoning & check into bettyford clinic!

Former first lady, Betty Ford, passed away at age 93. bettyford

Some truck drivers are hauling a big elephant in their diesel. Damn! That's animal cruelty. The truck is too hot for the elephant

We caught the bus on time from smart & finale. I'm glad we didn't wait In the hot sun. It's too damn hot!

The assassin of the queen is near. Soon, I take down the queen and kill her. No one can protect her. KILL THE QUEEN!

agt So far, Daniel J Baker is my favorite on America's Got Talent. He is truly talented! Great voice!
http://ping.fm/csPHg

agt does anyone know if the flamboyant black teen is on twitter? U know the foot on the piano. I really like him. He deserve Hollywood!

agt the dreadful old guys got to go. Come on. They are not that entertaining at all. I could do better IF I have any talent. LOL

Facebook has 750 million users. I really don't believe that. Most of us have more than ONE account. 750 million users is WRONG!

Even back then, Ed McMahon was the announcer for the Johnny Carson game show, Who Do You Trust. I didn't know that.

Wow! $500 is the top price on Who Do You Trust. I'm talking about rich money from the 1950's. $500 is a lot of money in those days.

Watching a old 1950's daytime show, Who Do You Trust? Johnny Carson is the host. I've never saw it before.

If u don't want kids, CaseyAnthony is the perfect choice. If u want kids, stay far away from her. Got that?

Dear lord! Please stop talking to yourself. I already KNOW u are crazy! Oh, no! There u go again. U r one crazy guy!

The CaseyAnthony verdict flooding begins for my twitter feed. May God help us all. Why can't people talk to me like that?

Why can't we pay monthly for our phones after our two year contract is up? Another two years is a long time. Monthly is much better

Good night! Sweet dreams!
Have a great time tomorrow wherever u are in your extremely time zone whether it's UK, USA, France or whatever!

I'm warning up to the new family. Hazel got a good thing going with them. I like the blond wife. At least, the kid have a new playmate.

I'm kicking ass on chess with friends. I think I did THREE checkmates in the game so far. They are probably running scared. LOL

Watching the old TV shows. It amazed me how far we come along. Back then, no web, no cell phones, no home computers, no DVD, no digital

Getting sleepy. I'm fighting it thou. I don't want to fall asleep during Hazel on antenna tv. 15 more minutes until bed

I brought a bunch of fireworks. Sadly, I can't use them. The letter mentioned we will lose our apartment. Also, no alcohol either

There are many worlds out there. What world do u belong? Don't be afraid to experience life in another world. Adventure awaits u!

Home again. I was out for one hour. Sitting in front of the fan. Watching some me!

It's a extremely hot oven outside. I'm already melting like the wicked gay of the west. It's too damn hot!

Great ideal. I'm white trash that I will get drunk to get food stamps as I strip in my underwear. No dollars please, only food stamps

Watching The Fuller Brush Man. I realized I saw the last part of the movie few months ago. I have never saw the whole movie before.

There are 2 rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything u know. 2. I don't know the fuck #2 is. I must tell everything I know

He is evil. He have murder in his heart

There's one thing I can't stand. A cuckoo clock that drinks

I have lots of faults, but there's still good in me. At least, I'm man enough to admit it.

I'm so lost with the farmer's wife. I have no ideal of what's going on. Someone, please help me. The farmer's wife is boring

I enjoyed The Lady Vanishes. It was quite suspenseful from Alfred Hitchcock. Awesome movie.

I would rather give chicken pox a chance!

Saturday Morning TV officially sucks. There's nothing to watch. Gimme the smurfs, bugs bunny, pink panther, the flintstones and more.

I decided to blow up a frog w/ a firecracker. Then, eat some frog legs for supper. Why? I need to get rid of the evidence from @PETA

Good morning! How is everyone today? Please be safe this July 4th weekend. Don't blow up any frogs with a firecracker.

I will do something awful. Perhaps, murder. Drugs. Drunk driving. Beatings. Of course, Perry Mason will be my lawyer

This Friday, July 1, plastic bags will no longer be offered to customers at stores in unincorporated areas of Los Angeles County.

It's so boring when there is nothing to do. Yeah. I'm living the most boring life ever! Even my boredom is bored of me!

Best breakup line EVER: Boy: wanna see a magic trick Girl: sure Boy: POOF!!!... Ur single!!!

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

The best thing about me, antenna tv and RTV. watching the old TV shows again and the shows I have never see before! Great variety!